Might I FINALLY have some pictures of the Viking hat? Why, yes!
Here it is, on my friend Randy (the intended recipient):
I think Kris and Randy are the only adults I know who "just happen to have" both a plastic battle axe in the closet, and a large Mexican sombrero in the back of the car...ya know, just in case!
Here is Randy, with axe in hand, and having just conquered the Chinese armoire: